Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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