I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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