I just saw a hot homeless man
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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