if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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