I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
operation harelip BJ is a go
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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