It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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