Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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