It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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