You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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