i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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