We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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