Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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