oh god the rape fog is back!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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