About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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