I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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