It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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