Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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