so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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