Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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