susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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