They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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