There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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