Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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