making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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