woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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