Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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