I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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