It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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