Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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