laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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