I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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