hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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