just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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