Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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