I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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