He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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