Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he thought i was a dude.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize