walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Please don't give away my fajitas
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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