Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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