went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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