haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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