I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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