Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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