What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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