I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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