I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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