Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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