No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
barbara walters just said penis...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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