If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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