Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i black out too much to be "responsible"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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